Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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