just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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