Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
