you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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