he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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