i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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