I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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