her vagine was all disorganized.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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