I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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