who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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