It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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