the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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