Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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