You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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