so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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