i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
A+ Viking dick
PANTIES FOUND
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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