I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
