Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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