Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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