I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.