I'm drive I can fine osifer
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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