sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just pee around me
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
