how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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