So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Randomize
