The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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