Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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