i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Who died my cat blue again?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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