I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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