I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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