My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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