I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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