please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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