The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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