That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So apparently I’m into choking now
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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