Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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