remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i think my mom watched the whole time
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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