Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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