It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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