Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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