He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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