Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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