If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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