im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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