Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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