can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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