Barsexuality is the new black.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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