I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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