this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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