thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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