i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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