she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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