so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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