Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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