Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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