Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I intend to get homeless drunk
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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