the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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